Today marks the first LSD trip in history.
The notes from Dr. Albert Hofmann's own journal:
"Last Friday, April 16, 1943, I was forced to interrupt my work in the laboratory in the middle of the afternoon and proceed home, being affected by a remarkable restlessness, combined with a slight dizziness. At home I lay down and sank into a not unpleasant, intoxicated-like condition characterized by an extremely stimulated imagination. In a dreamlike state, with eyes closed (I found the daylight to be unpleasantly glaring), I perceived an uninterrupted stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary shapes with intense, kaleidoscopic play of colors. After some two hours this condition faded away."
Here's a video taken of an LSD experiment on a housewife in the 1950s:
Look, I get why many of you might object to this video. But Jezebel is tired of the racist objectification of white women only. If you don't believe me, then read this post. Otherwise...enjoy!
This is an important question, because as the University's president stated: “Every year, from this stage and at this time, you have heard me say that, if in decades ahead, we are as white as we are today, we will have failed as university.”
High academic standards, indeed!
Google Glass is for sale! In case you haven't seen a demonstration, here's a quick one.
When I meet a person wearing Google Glasses on the street, it is my fervent wish that the messages he receives lenses are as follows:
"This is BITFU. He thinks you are trend sucking loser who is so F-ing clueless that you need a text message from Google telling you it's sunny outside while you are looking out the F-ing window!"
The First Rule of The Feminist Club: Always talk about The Feminist Club.
The Second Rule of The Feminist Club: If another woman doesn't agree with The Feminist Club, then man-up: Tell her she is dumb and threaten her with violence. [If you are confused about The Second Rule, then just head on over to Jezebel.com.]